Most Popular Jokes

Farmer Joke #8
A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-...

Dentist Joke #26
Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill.""Good heavens, man!" exclaimed the patient irritably. "Can't you pull a tooth wit...

Accountant Joke #16
An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old"."Where did you get this exact inform...

Accountant Joke #31
Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laughing and skipping. But one day she was very sad, because she couldn't find an in...

Apple Joke #2
After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked, "If you had 4 apples and I asked for one, how many would you have ...

Face Joke #7
First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: It's because he's a hoptimist.

Car And Train Joke #4
A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "I've circled the block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment, and if I don't park here I'll lose my job. Forgive us our t...

Dentist Joke #20
I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?That's right, Sir.So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend? That was my d...

Cowboy Joke #3
Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men to a tree right at the edge of the Rio Grande. The idea was that when each man h...

Accountant Joke #30
Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the top drawer of his desk, peer at something inside, then close and lock the drawer...

Accountant Joke #34
The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a g...

Answer Me This Joke #16
How many weeks are there in a light year?

Firefighter Joke #6
A man calls the fire department and says, "Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden.""Very nice," the firefigh...

Yo Momma Joke #37
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!

Dentist Joke #27
Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

Salesmen Joke #27
Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator?Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.

Answer Me This Joke #44
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Dentist Joke #9
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in t...

Aardvark Joke #33
What does the aardvark take sailing?An aard ark!

Aardvark Joke #2
Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?It's the VCRdvard

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Funniest Facts

Fun Fact #113
A rat can fall from a five story building without injury.

Fun Fact #1
"Bimbo" is a brand of soft drink manufactured and marketed by Coca-Cola, Inc.

Fun Fact #53
A Boeing 747 airliner holds 57,285 gallons of fuel.

Fun Fact #88
A killer whale's heart beats 30 times a minute under water, 60 times a minute on the surface.

Fun Fact #55
A car operates at maximum economy, gas-wise, at speeds between 25 and 35 miles per hour.

Fun Fact #105
A person swallows approximately 295 times while eating dinner.

Fun Fact #50
A bird "chews" with its stomach.

Fun Fact #46
A baboon called Jackie became a private in the South African army in World War I.

Fun Fact #51
A blue whale's aorta (the main blood vessel) is large enough for a human to crawl through.

Fun Fact #47
A baby eel is called an elver, a baby oyster is called a spat.