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Aardvark Joke #1

Fred — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 18:38:45 +0000

A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. "How much are your aardvarks?" he asked.

"They're L6 each," came the reply. "Did you raise them yourself?" inquired the man. "Oh yes," she said, "Yesterday they were only L5 each."

Aardvark Joke #2

Fred — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 18:38:45 +0000

Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?

It's the VCRdvard

Aardvark Joke #3

Fred — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 18:38:45 +0000

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

Aardvark Joke #4

Fred — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 18:38:45 +0000

How do you define an aardvark?

Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!

Aardvark Joke #5

Fred — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 18:38:45 +0000

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

Aardvark Joke #6

Fred — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 18:38:45 +0000

I've got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don't really know. I've heard it growling, it doesn't sound very friendly. Does it bite? That's what I want to find out.

Aardvark Joke #7

Fred — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 18:38:45 +0000

Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.

Aardvark Joke #8

Fred — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 18:38:45 +0000

What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs?

It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!

Aardvark Joke #9

Fred — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 18:38:45 +0000

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

Aardvark Joke #10

Fred — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 18:38:45 +0000

What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?

If you can't beat "em, eat "em!