Animal Jokes
Animal Joke #61
Two hikers are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them.
They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first hiker gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.
The second hiker says, “What are you doing?”
The first responds, “I figure when the [...]
Animal Joke #62
Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said “Whatever shall we do?”
“Let us spray!” replied the other.
Animal Joke #63
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !
Animal Joke #64
What are the most athletic rodents?
Track and field mice.
Animal Joke #65
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
Glass flippers!
Animal Joke #66
What did one skunk say to another?
And so do you!
Animal Joke #67
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I’ll get you next slime!
Animal Joke #68
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn’t get his way? He whale-d
Animal Joke #69
What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?
A big stinker!
Animal Joke #70
What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?
Odour in court!
Animal Joke #71
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? “Don’t go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.”
Animal Joke #72
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies!
Animal Joke #73
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
Animal Joke #74
What do polar bears have for lunch ?
Ice burger !
Animal Joke #75
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?
This one will sleigh you !
Animal Joke #76
What do tigers wear in bed ?
Stripey pyjamas !
Animal Joke #77
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ? A polo bear !
Animal Joke #78
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smellicopter!
Animal Joke #79
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!
Animal Joke #80
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ? A dandy lion !
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