Answer Me This Jokes

Answer Me This Joke #1

Can you repeat the part after “Listen very carefully”?

Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where dosolutions go when a candidate gets elected?

Do fish get thirsty?

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

Do vampires get AIDS?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?

Does killing time damage eternity?

Don’t you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren’t you just dying to know what you got?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

How long will a floating point operation float?

How many weeks are there in a light year?

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?

If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

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