Ant Jokes

Ant Joke #1

How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?
Ten ants !

What do you call a 100 year old ant ?
An antique !

What do you call a greedy ant ?
An anteater !

What do you call a smart ant ?
Elegant !

What do you call an and with frogs legs ?
An antphibian !

What do you call an ant from overseas ?
Impartant

What do you call an ant in space ?
Cosmonants & Astronants !

What do you call an ant who can’t play the piano ?
Discordant !

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?
An independant !

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ?
Your great-ant !

What do you call an ant who skips school ?
A truant !

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?
Antteneye !

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?
All sorts of antics !

What is even bigger than an elephant ?
A giant !

What is smaller than an ant’s dinner ?
An ant’s mouth !

What kind of ant can you colour with ?
A crayant !

What kind of ant is good at maths ?
An accountant !

What kind of ants are very learned ?
Pedants !

What medicine would you give an ill ant ?
Antibiotics !

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