Banana Jokes

Banana Joke #1

Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?
She left him out in the sun too long.

How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ?
Slippers !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Banana !
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !

Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!

Mother Banana: Why didn’t you go to school today?
Little Banana: Because I didn’t peel well.

Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

They’re not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they’re long enough already.

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant?
Nick: I don’t know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
“You have a lot of appeal.”

What do you do if you see a blue banana?
Try to cheer it up.

What is a ghost favorite fruit ?
Boonanaa !

What is long and yellow and always points north?
A magnetic banana.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
Cut it in half.

What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.

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