Barbie Doll Jokes

Barbie Doll Joke #1

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Avalanche Barbie …buried in 16 feet of snow

Barbie Doll Joke #2

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Banjo Barbie …complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette

Barbie Doll Joke #3

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Banzai Barbie …a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely resembles Barbie

Barbie Doll Joke #4

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Barbie Brain in a Jar …an empty jar

Barbie Doll Joke #5

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Barbie-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer …an excellent Holiday gift idea

Barbie Doll Joke #6

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Battering Ram Barbie …Barbie’s head on the end of a battering ram

Barbie Doll Joke #7

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Bearded Barbie …complete with tweezers

Barbie Doll Joke #8

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Biker Barbie …complete with leathers and tattoos

Barbie Doll Joke #9

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Body-Piercing Barbie …comes with mini-piercing gun and mini-body ornaments

Barbie Doll Joke #10

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Broken Bungee Barbie …Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement


Barbie Doll Joke #11

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Bugs Barbie …buck teeth, long ears

Barbie Doll Joke #12

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Chain Smoker Barbie …with Surgeon General’s warning on box

Barbie Doll Joke #13

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Chernobyl Barbie …glows in the dark

Barbie Doll Joke #14

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Circus Clown Barbie …complete with scary face paint and scary wig

Barbie Doll Joke #15

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Crash Test Barbie …comes with car and brick wall

Barbie Doll Joke #16

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Cyberpunk Barbie …includes “trodes and implants

Barbie Doll Joke #17

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Cyclops Barbie …one eye, right in the middle of her forehead; Cyclops Ken sold separately

Barbie Doll Joke #18

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Darth Vader Barbie …with plastic helmet; pull the string and she sounds like James Earl Jones

Barbie Doll Joke #19

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Death Row Barbie …comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate sold separately

Barbie Doll Joke #20

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Dirty Harry Barbie …comes with large caliber pistol; pull the string and she says, “Go ahead >giggle< Make my day!”

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