Brother And Sister Jokes

Brother And Sister Joke #1

A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, “I hate my sister’s guts.”
“All right,” said his mother, “I won’t put them in your sandwiches again.”

Brother And Sister Joke #2

A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. “Well,” said the Scout.
“Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it.”

Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. “Sis,” he said, “I wish you’d sing Christmas carols.”
“That’s nice of you, Alfie,” she replied. “Why ?”
“Then I’d only have to hear you once a year !”

Brother And Sister Joke #4

Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars.
Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa’s.

Brother And Sister Joke #5

Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can see the moon, but I can’t see NY City.

Brother And Sister Joke #6

Dad: Don’t be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time.
Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!

Brother And Sister Joke #7

Dan: My little brother is a real pain.
Nan: Things could be worse.
Dan: How?
Nan: He could be twins !

Brother And Sister Joke #8

Did the bionic monster have a brother ?
No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!

Brother And Sister Joke #9

Do robots have sisters ?
No, just transistors !

Brother And Sister Joke #10

Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her.
Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.

Brother And Sister Joke #11

Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she’s an elevator.
Tell her to come in.
I can’t. She doesn’t stop at this floor.

Brother And Sister Joke #12

First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?
Second Boy: Because he’s got a screw loose !

Brother And Sister Joke #13

How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ?
See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !

Brother And Sister Joke #14

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Brother !
Brother who ?
Brother-ation, I’ve forgotten your name !

Brother And Sister Joke #15

Little Brother: I’m going to buy a sea horse.
Big Brother: Why?
Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!

Brother And Sister Joke #16

Michael: It’s hard for my sister to eat.
Maureen: Why ?
Michael: She can’t bear to stop talking.

Brother And Sister Joke #17

Mother: Jared, get your little sister’s hat out of that puddle.
Jared: I can’t mum, she’s got it strapped too tight under her chin!

Brother And Sister Joke #18

Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?
Boy: Because he read the label, and it said “shake well before using.”

Brother And Sister Joke #19

Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where’s your little brother ?
Young Monster: Hee, hee ! He’s my half-brother now!

Brother And Sister Joke #20

My brother’s just opened a shop.
Really? How’s he doing?
Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.

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