Cannibal Jokes

Cannibal Joke #1

1st Cannibal: I don’t know what to make of my boyfriend these days.
2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?

Cannibal Joke #2

A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested, “You can’t eat me ? I’m the manager!” “Well,” said the cannibal, “soon you’ll be a manager in chief.”

A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she’s too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that she’s to skinny. After [...]

Cannibal Joke #4

A cannibal’s dillema: If God didn’t want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

Cannibal Joke #5

A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, “Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I’m tired of getting stuck for drinks!”

Cannibal Joke #6

Cannibal Boy: I’ve brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we’ll have him tomorrow.

Cannibal Joke #7

Cannibal: Mom, mom, I’ve been eating a missionary and I feel sick !
Mom: Well, you know what they say – you can’t keep a good man down !

Cannibal Joke #8

Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The [...]

Cannibal Joke #9

Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.

Cannibal Joke #10

Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle’s wife? He was an aunteater.

Cannibal Joke #11

Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.

Cannibal Joke #12

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He said he wanted to grill his suspects.

Cannibal Joke #13

Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian?
He couldn’t stop eating swedes.

Cannibal Joke #14

Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.

Cannibal Joke #15

First Cannibal: “Have you seen the dentist?”
Second Cannibal: “Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time.”

Cannibal Joke #16

First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight.
Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

Cannibal Joke #17

First cannibal: I can’t find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle’s full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they’re all very unsavory.

Cannibal Joke #18

First cannibal: I don’t know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?

Cannibal Joke #19

First cannibal: My wife’s a tough old bird.
Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.

Cannibal Joke #20

First cannibal: We had burglars last night.
Second cannibal: Did they taste good?

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