Cannibal Jokes
Cannibal Joke #61
Why didn’t the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
Cannibal Joke #62
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads?
Because they’re headcases !
Cannibal Joke #63
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?
They taste funny.
Cannibal Joke #64
Why don’t cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis?
He gives them runs!
Cannibal Joke #65
Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
Cannibal Joke #66
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
He was caught poaching.
Cannibal Joke #67
Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
Cannibal Joke #68
Why won’t cannibals eat Frank Sinatra?
Because he’s always coming back!
Cannibal Joke #69
Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
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