Dance Jokes

Dance Joke #1

An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That night the husband gets up [...]

Dance Joke #2

Andy: “Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row.” Doctor: “Hold it, Andy. That doesn’t sound so terrible.”
Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from [...]

Dance Joke #3

How do they dance in Arabia?
Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

Dance Joke #4

How do you make a tissue dance ?
Put a little boogie in it !

Dance Joke #5

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?
He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Dance Joke #6

I’ve been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What’s that? It’s a dance for people who hate each other.

Dance Joke #7

My dance partner dumped me for my best friend.
Why? Was he a better dancer?
Don’t know, I never met him.

Dance Joke #8

Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!…Six!…Seven!…Eight!

Dance Joke #9

Q. What do tired line dancers do?
A. They Line Down

Dance Joke #10

Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?
A. An Ocean “Liner”


Dance Joke #11

Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer?
A. Eileen (I Lean)

Dance Joke #12

Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Dance Joke #13

Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party?
A. A One Liner!

Dance Joke #14

Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles?
A. Linedancing!

Dance Joke #15

Q. What’s the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Dance Joke #16

Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco

Dance Joke #17

Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?
A. Ihop

Dance Joke #18

Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?
A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Dance Joke #19

There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. “All you have to do” she told her class “is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around.”

Dance Joke #20

These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said “If someone says something about my eye, I’m gonna snap.” They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, “Would I?”

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