Dance Jokes

Dance Joke #21

Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, “Get out. We don’t serve your type here.”

What animals are poor dancers?
Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.

What dance did the Pilgrims do?
The Plymouth Rock.

What dance do hippies hate?
A square dance.

What dance do you do when summer is over?
Tango (tan go).

What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ?
The dance of the sugar plump fairy !

What do baby swans dance to ?
Cygnet-ure-tunes !

What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.

What do cows like to line dance to ?
Any kind of moosic you like !

What do you call someone who dances on cars ?
A morris dancer !

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?
A cricket ball !

What is a duck’s favorite dance ? The quackstep !

What is a frog’s favorite dance? The Lindy Hop.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?
One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What kind of dance do buns do?
Abundance.

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?
The conga !

What’s a vampire’s favorite dance? The Fang Tango.

What’s a vampire’s favorite dance? The Vaults.

Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco.

Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot !