Dinosaur Jokes

Dinosaur Joke #1

How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur?
Ask it a question. If he answers, it’s a male; if she answers, it’s female.

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?
His tricycle will be parked outside.

Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!

Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!

Q: What dinosaur can’t stay out in the rain?
A: Stegosaur-rust!

Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.

Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?
A: Bronco-saurus!

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s Dog?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
A: Dino-mite.

Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
A: Anything you want. He can’t hear you.

Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?
A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.

Q: What’s green and purple and goes up and down?
A: Barney in an elevator.

Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet.

Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat eater!

Q: Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
A: Because she had no guts!

Q: Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore?
A: Because their eggs stink. (They’re extinct)

Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer

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