Easter Jokes

Easter Joke #1

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little cheeper!

Easter Joke #2

Boy 1: “How did you get that bruise on your arm?” Boy 2: “I ate some Easter candy.” Boy 1: “Eating Easter candy won’t give you a bruise.” Boy 2: “It will if it’s your big brother’s candy!”

Easter Joke #3

Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!

Easter Joke #4

Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
It’s a tender tail!

Easter Joke #5

Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh, yes. He’s a rabbit fan!

Easter Joke #6

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare dryer!

Easter Joke #7

How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

Easter Joke #8

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa’s elves during the off-season.

Easter Joke #9

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!

Easter Joke #10

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics.


Easter Joke #11

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal?
They’re both famous for stuffing baskets!

Easter Joke #12

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won’t be empty.

Easter Joke #13

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!

Easter Joke #14

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
It took ears off his life!

Easter Joke #15

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!

Easter Joke #16

What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes “hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM”? The Easter Elephant.

Easter Joke #17

What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet!

Easter Joke #18

What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing?
The e-aster bunny.

Easter Joke #19

What is a dog’s favourite Easter treat?
Jelly bones!

Easter Joke #20

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
By hare (air) mail.

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