Elephant Jokes
Elephant Joke #1
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, “You know you really need help”
“Yes I do”, said the elephant, “get this kid off my foot !”
Elephant Joke #2
An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the elephant — first his legs and then up all over his body. When the elephant started feeling all the little ants on him, he shook hard, making all the [...]
Elephant Joke #3
Bill:”My homework is really difficult tonight, I’ve to write an essay on an elephant.”?
Bert:”Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder..”
Elephant Joke #4
Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?
He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !
Elephant Joke #5
How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?
You get very lumpy ice cream !
Elephant Joke #6
How do you fit five elephants into a car ?
Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !
Elephant Joke #7
How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?
Take all the matches out first !
Elephant Joke #8
How do you hire an elephant ?
Stand it on four bricks !
Elephant Joke #9
How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?
Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?
Elephant Joke #10
How do you make an elephant sandwich?
First of all, you get a very large loaf…
Elephant Joke #11
How do you raise a baby elephant ?
With a fork lift truck !
Elephant Joke #12
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?
Take away it’s credit cards !
Elephant Joke #13
How does an elephant get down from a tree ?
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
Elephant Joke #14
How does an elephant get out of a small car ?
The same way that he got in !
Elephant Joke #15
How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
Elephant Joke #16
How to elephants talk to each other ?
By “elephone !
Elephant Joke #17
How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?
Try picking them up !
Elephant Joke #18
Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?
Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !
Elephant Joke #19
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants’ star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants’ goal when [...]
Elephant Joke #20
My elephants got no trunk ?
How does it smell ?
Terrible !
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