Ethnic Jokes

Ethnic Joke #1

A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…the bartender looks up and says ” where the hell did you get that thing?
The Parrot replies ” Over in Africa, there’s millions of them ” !!!!

Ethnic Joke #2

A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. “What part?” the mother asked.
“I play a Jewish husband,” the boy replied. “Go back to school and tell your teacher that you want a speaking role!”

Ethnic Joke #3

A boy from France comes to America. He wants to learn some new words so he goes to the airport and learns “take off.” Then he learnes “zebra” from the zoo and “baby” from the hospital. Then he goes home and says, “Mommy, I learned new words today.” She says, “Great, honey what did you [...]

Ethnic Joke #4

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
“Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Brit. “They must be British.”
“Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.”
“No clothes, no shelter,” the Russian points out, “they have only [...]

Ethnic Joke #5

A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your name and address?”
“I’m Paddy O’Day, of no fixed address.” The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question. “I’m Seamus O’Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy.”

Ethnic Joke #6

A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop.
The father of the family asked the old tribesman what he was doing.
The tribesman began to speak…”woman, late thirties, three kids, one barking dog in [...]

Ethnic Joke #7

A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy are standing on a cliff. The French guy throws a case of fine wine off the cliff. “Why did you do that?”asked the other men. “We have plenty of fine wine in France,” said the man. Next, the Cuban guy throws a box of fine [...]

Ethnic Joke #8

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, “The bad news is that now we’ve caught you and we’re going to kill you. We will put you in a pot, cook you, eat you and then we’re going to use your skins to build [...]

Ethnic Joke #9

A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures he’ll spend about 3 bucks on the ingredients, the kids will sell maybe 10 glasses and then drink the rest and get stomach aches. His eventual response:
“Go stand on the corner for two [...]

Ethnic Joke #10

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war.
During one battle, The French captured an English major.
Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him.
The French general asked, “Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don’t you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to [...]


Ethnic Joke #11

A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization.
Ghandi replied, “I think it would be a good idea.”

Ethnic Joke #12

A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump upon giving her a verbal command (”Jump!”).
In a first stage of experiment he removed flea’s leg, told her to jump, and the flea jumped. So he wrote in his scientific notebook: “Upon removing one leg all flea organs function properly.”
So, he [...]

Ethnic Joke #13

A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs around. The Englishman says, “There’s a pub in the West Midlands where the landlord buys you a drink for every that you buy.” The Scot is not impressed and says, “That’s nothing! In the Highlands every time you [...]

Ethnic Joke #14

A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London.
“Excuse me, but if you wanted the steak you might not get one as there is a shortage due to the mad cow disease,” says the waiter.
The Texan says, “What’s a shortage?” The Russian says, “What’s a steak?”
The New Yorker says, “What’s [...]

Ethnic Joke #15

A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the Royal York the Texan asked the cab driver “What’s that building there?” “That’s the Royal York Hotel” replied the cabbie. “The Royal York? How long did it take to build that?” [...]

Ethnic Joke #16

A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturant in Havana. He tells the waiter that the USA is the best country in the world because of the freedoms it has. He says, “Take Freedom of Speech for example. I could stand in front of the White House in Washington D.C. and [...]

Ethnic Joke #17

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says “Sorry, you know the law, you’ve got to go back across the border right now.”
The mexican man pleads with them, “No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!”
The Border Patrol [...]

Ethnic Joke #18

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.
“Our flag symbolizes our taxes,” he said. “We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them.”
“That’s the same with us,” [...]

Ethnic Joke #19

A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to know in order to be all right in the city: The White man says these words are: green, pink, and yellow. Then the White man says “Now tell me a sentence using all three words.” The Mexican [...]

Ethnic Joke #20

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there’s any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him he’s in luck; there’s a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the [...]

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