Face Jokes
Face Joke #21
Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?
A.When we see your face we both crack up!
Face Joke #22
Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?
Pupil: I’d be too polite to mention it !
Face Joke #23
Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. “if I ever stop hating girls,” said one to the other, “I think I’ll stop hating her first.”
Face Joke #24
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
Face Joke #25
What is grey and hairy and lives on a man’s face?
A mousetache.
Face Joke #26
What is the hottest part of a man’s face?
His sideburns.
Face Joke #27
Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.
Face Joke #28
Why is your face all scratched ?
My girlfriend said it with flowers.
How romantic.
Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
Face Joke #29
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it is the scenter (centre).
Face Joke #30
Wife to Husband: I’ll have you know I’ve got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you’re wearing it out.
Face Joke #31
Witch: Doctor, I can’t help pulling ugly faces.
Doctor: Well there’s nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces don’t like them being pulled.
Face Joke #32
You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it’s usually a complete blank.
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