Firefighter Jokes

Firefighter Joke #1

A fire broke out in a six story apartment building last week in a near by town. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette escaped the flames by climbing up onto the roof.
When the fire department arrived they got out a blanket held it up and the Chief called out to the brunette to jump [...]

Firefighter Joke #2

A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get in to the pearly gates.
He told himself, “I’m a fire chief, I’m not going to wait in line.”
He went to the angels guarding the gates and said, “Let me in. I’m a fire chief.” The [...]

Firefighter Joke #3

A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the nearby town was called to put the fire out.
The fire proved to be more than the small town fire department could handle, so someone suggested that a rural volunteer fire department be called. Though there was doubt that they [...]

Firefighter Joke #4

A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks.
After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his friends names under them, he asked the devil, what the clocks mean?
“That’s easy, each time one of your friends mess up on earth, their clock speeds up one hour.” says the devil.
“I [...]

Firefighter Joke #5

A fireman and policeman died and both went to heaven where they were issued their wings with the warning that if they had even one bad thought their wings would fall off. Well, everything went well for some time then one day they passed a very attractive and well put together young lady. As the [...]

Firefighter Joke #6

A man calls the fire department and says, “Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden.”
“Very nice,” the firefighter says, “but what does that have to do with the fire service?”
“Well,” the man answers, “the [...]

Firefighter Joke #7

A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained:
“You can’t park anywhere near this place!”

Firefighter Joke #8

After the fire-truck arrived at a burning building in a small Spanish town, the firemen observed a man dressed in a matador’s costume prancing around on the roof. Four of the firemen held a safety-net and urged him to escape from the burning building by jumping into the net. He refused and loudly proclaimed, “I’m [...]

Firefighter Joke #9

All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They’re even “fast” asleep!

Firefighter Joke #10

During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby. The fire fighters instructed her to toss the child out the window, under which they had placed a net, but the mother refused. Things looked grim until a tall, well-built black [...]

Firefighter Joke #11

here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen who always went bird hunting together and they always rented a hunting dog name Rex from a local farmer. Rex was a great dog and would always hold point and find any birds they shoot. One year they didn’t go hunting and the farmer rented Rex out to [...]

Firefighter Joke #12

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four – three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

Firefighter Joke #13

If – H 2 O – is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P

Firefighter Joke #14

One day a boy was drowning in a near by lake. A firefighter swam out and pulled the boy up onto the beach and began CPR. A crowed watched as the firefighter frantically pumped on the boys chest. With great amazement water was pooring from the boys mouth. Each time the firefighter pumped more water [...]