Fishing Jokes
Fishing Joke #21
Henry’s son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was.
“Daddy and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, while he was reeling it in, the line busted and the fish got away.”
“Now come on, David,” his mother said, “a big boy like you shouldn’t [...]
Fishing Joke #22
How did the fish’s tail get stuck in the anchor chain?
It was just a fluke!
Fishing Joke #23
How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !
Fishing Joke #24
How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !
Fishing Joke #25
How do you communicate with a fish?
You drop it a line!
Fishing Joke #26
How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!
Fishing Joke #27
How do you post a fish? You send it COD … or first bass mail
Fishing Joke #28
How do you tune a fish?
With its scales!
Fishing Joke #29
How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.
Fishing Joke #30
How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat through.
Fishing Joke #31
How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out?
I don’t know the answer but I think I’m nearly there.
Fishing Joke #32
I caught a twenty pound salmon last week.
“Were there any witnesses?”
“There sure were. If there hadn’t been, it would have been forty pounds.”
Fishing Joke #33
I didn’t see you in church last Sunday, Nigel. I hear you were out playing football instead.
“That’s not true, vicar. And I’ve got the fish to prove it!”
Fishing Joke #34
I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said “it’s me or your fishing.”
Gee I miss her.
Fishing Joke #35
I was glad when one fish got away.
There just wasn’t room in the boat for both of us!
Fishing Joke #36
If you’re fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY???
The ice will crack up!
Fishing Joke #37
It was well known that a certain lake was very poor for fishing up north, but a game warden happened to notice that one guy kept coming home with his limit of fish on several occations. He asked the guy: “How is it that you are catching fish out of that lake when no one [...]
Fishing Joke #38
Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, I’m serious!
Fishing Joke #39
MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat there on afternoon, his cousin walked by.
“What are ye doing?” asked O’Bannon.
“Fishin’,” said MacAndrews.
“Caught anything?”
“Ach, nae a bite,”
“What are ye usin’ fer bait?”
“Worms”
“Let me see it,” said O’Bannon.
MacAndrews lifted the line from the water and [...]
Fishing Joke #40
Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldn’t think of what to name their children. Finally, after several days, the fisherman said, “Let’s not decide on names right now. If we wait a little while, the names will simply occur to us.”
After several [...]
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