Frog Jokes

Frog Joke #1

A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. “What’s that?” asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to [...]

Frog Joke #2

A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said “BUK BUK BUK” Not sure she was sane she gave the chikens three books and they left.
An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto the counter, returned the books they had taken earlier [...]

Frog Joke #3

How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !

Frog Joke #4

How do frogs die ? They kermit suidide !

Frog Joke #5

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?
They sit eggsaminations !

Frog Joke #6

I’d like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.

Frog Joke #7

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, ” I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, [...]