Gorilla Jokes
Gorilla Joke #1
A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, “Who is the king of the jungle?” and the deer replied, “Oh, you are, Master.”
The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. The gorilla roared, “Who [...]
Gorilla Joke #2
A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and finds the animal control number, calls and asks them to send over someone who’s a gorilla expert. When the man arrives, he is carrying a shotgun, a chihuahua and a pair [...]
Gorilla Joke #3
Do Apes kiss?
Yes, but never on the first date!
Gorilla Joke #4
Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas?
Apesy daisy!
Gorilla Joke #5
How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper?
The elevator was broken!
Gorilla Joke #6
How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge?
He had seen a sign saying, “Uncle Simian Wants You!”
Gorilla Joke #7
How did Gertie Gorilla make the “Playboy” Calendar?
She was “Miss Ape-ril!”
Gorilla Joke #8
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?
She was the beast of the show!
Gorilla Joke #9
How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?
He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
Gorilla Joke #10
How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?
He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!
Gorilla Joke #11
How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?
They’ll both bite at anything!
Gorilla Joke #12
How do you make a Gorilla float?
Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!
Gorilla Joke #13
How do you make a Gorilla laugh?
Tell it an elephant joke!
Gorilla Joke #14
How do you make a Gorilla stew?
You keep it waiting for three hours!
Gorilla Joke #15
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?
Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
Gorilla Joke #16
How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?
Hold up your arm and say “Go back, you didn’t say “May I?”
Gorilla Joke #17
How does a Gorilla become another animal?
When a Mafia don hires a “big Gorilla” to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!
Gorilla Joke #18
If George Raft’s wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?
Gorilla Joke #19
If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have?
A very large bedroom.
Gorilla Joke #20
If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become?
Wet!
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