Hair And Bald Jokes
Hair And Bald Joke #1
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.” The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The cowboy said, “Young [...]
Hair And Bald Joke #2
A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, “How’d you get such lovely blonde hair”
Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, “It’s natural.”
The guy walked by the second girl and asked, “How’d you get such pretty brown hair?”
Fluffing her hair, the second girl [...]
Hair And Bald Joke #3
A guy walks in to the Barbershop. Barber says, “What will it be today?” Guy says, “well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up.” Barber says, “Now why in the world do you want your [...]
Hair And Bald Joke #4
a guy was teased everywhere of his totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yrs of this, he decided that he should say sumthin about it! so he stood up on2 the tallest statue and shouted 4 everyone 2 hear: “I AM NOT BALD, ITS JUST THAT IM TALLER THAN MY HAIR!”
Hair And Bald Joke #5
A little girl climbed into her grandfather’s lap and studied his white, balding head. She ran her fingers along the deep wrinkles and road mapped his face and neck.
“Did god make you?”, she asked.
“yes” he answered.
“did god makeme, to?” she wondered.
“yes”, he replied.
“well, she shrugged, “don’t you think he’s doing a better job now than [...]
Hair And Bald Joke #6
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment – shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. – he placed the boy in the chair.
“I’m goin’ to buy a green tie to wear for the parade,” he said.
“I’ll be back in a few minutes.”
When the boy’s haircut was completed [...]
Hair And Bald Joke #7
A man enters a barber shop for a shave.
While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
“I have just the thing,” says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between your cheek and gum.”
The client places the [...]
Hair And Bald Joke #8
A man sitting in a barber’s chair noticed that the barber’s hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber explained, “Yes, sir, no one’s been in for a shampoo yet.”
Hair And Bald Joke #9
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, “Rome? Why would anyone want to go there?
It’s crowded & dirty and full of Italians. You’re crazy to go to Rome.
So, how are you getting there?”
“We’re taking TWA,” was the reply. “We got a [...]
Hair And Bald Joke #10
A punk walked into a barber’s shop and sat in an empty chair. “Haircut, sir?” asked the barber. “No, just change the oil, please!”
Hair And Bald Joke #11
A woman was cutting her husband’s thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack.
She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities. “It has more vitamin C than an orange,” she remarked.
“And more hair than Dad,” added their son.
Hair And Bald Joke #12
After accepting an invitation to dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants to lighten the mood and says, “Honey, God was good to you, gave you a handsome face and room for another one.”
Hair And Bald Joke #13
America’s oldest lady was 115 years old today, and she hasn’t got a grey hair on her head. How come? She’s completely bald.
Hair And Bald Joke #14
Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didn’t come in for a shave!
Hair And Bald Joke #15
Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.
Hair And Bald Joke #16
Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir.
Customer: I’m not surprised – hurry up, will you?
Hair And Bald Joke #17
Customer: Couldn’t you see I was going bald?
Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.
Hair And Bald Joke #18
Customer: Why did you take off so much hair?
Barber: I didn’t, nature beat me to it.
Hair And Bald Joke #19
Customer: Why doesn’t my hairline look good?
Barber: It’s on the same old head.
Hair And Bald Joke #20
Customer: Why is my hairline receding?
Barber: It’s not. Your scalp is advancing.
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