Hair And Bald Jokes
Hair And Bald Joke #41
The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the children’s parents had quoted from the Bible in the past week. Little Timmy paused, but then spoke up, “My daddy doesn’t have any hair on his head. Daddy says that God put hair on everything that he was ashamed of.”
Hair And Bald Joke #42
There are three ways a man wears his hair – parted- unparted or departed
Hair And Bald Joke #43
two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one starts complaining about being bald. the other guy says to have a transplant operation.the bald guy says he cant afford it.so his mate says to go and have some rabbits tattooed on his head. The bald guy says how will that help? His [...]
Hair And Bald Joke #44
What do you call a high-priced barber shop?
A clip joint.
Hair And Bald Joke #45
What do you call a pen with no hair ?
A bald point !
Hair And Bald Joke #46
What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ?
A fair cop !
Hair And Bald Joke #47
What do you call a proton with big hair? A ‘froton.
Hair And Bald Joke #48
What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?
Sir!
Hair And Bald Joke #49
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?
Permanent waves !
Hair And Bald Joke #50
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm.
Hair And Bald Joke #51
What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?
Radio waves !
Hair And Bald Joke #52
What kind of hair do oceans have ?
Wavy !
Hair And Bald Joke #53
What should you buy if your hair falls out ?
A good vacuum cleaner !
Hair And Bald Joke #54
What side of a monster has more hair ?
The outside !
Hair And Bald Joke #55
What’s a barber’s favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper.
Hair And Bald Joke #56
What’s your dad getting for Christmas?
Bald and fat.
Hair And Bald Joke #57
When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?
When your bald !
Hair And Bald Joke #58
Who never gets his hair wet in the shower? A bald man.
Hair And Bald Joke #59
Why did the bald man go outside ?
To get some fresh hair !
Hair And Bald Joke #60
Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
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