Halloween Jokes

Halloween Joke #1

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. “Are you here as a ghost?” asked his friends.
“No,” he replied, “I’m an unmade bed.” Another boy wore a sheet over his head. “Are you an unmade bed?” asked his friends. “No, I’m an undercover agent,” he replied.

Halloween Joke #2

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.
“Are you here as a ghost ?” asked his friends “No, I’m an undercover agent”.

Halloween Joke #3

A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.

Halloween Joke #4

At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn’t make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year, although she had [...]

Halloween Joke #5

Doctor, doctor, I’m so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

Halloween Joke #6

Girl 1: “Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?”
Girl 2: “Sure. The more, the scarier!”

Halloween Joke #7

How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !

Halloween Joke #8

How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!

Halloween Joke #9

One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes.
She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said, “what are you supposed to say sweetheart?”
The little girl looks up at the woman and says “Twick or Tweat!”
The [...]