History Jokes

History Joke #1

Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.
Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !

History Joke #2

Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No, we were never introduced !

History Joke #3

How did Columbus’s men sleep on their ships ?
With their eyes shut !

History Joke #4

How did you do in your tests ?
I did what George Washington did !
What was that ?
Went down in history !

History Joke #5

I’m learning ancient history ?
So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !

History Joke #6

If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ?
His wife !

History Joke #7

My teacher reminds me of history She’s always repeating herself !

History Joke #8

Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies?
A: In his sleevies!

History Joke #9

Teacher: “What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?” Student: “Baseballs.” Teacher: “Baseballs?” Student: “Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!”