Hunting Jokes

Hunting Joke #1

A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise.”You’re extinct,” he said. The dinosaur was hard of hearing.”What was that you said?” The hunter shouted at the top of his voice.”You are extinct.” The dinosaur looked a little nonplused. “So would you if you’d been dead [...]

Hunting Joke #2

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to [...]

Hunting Joke #3

A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hunters. Miraculously, the swallowed hunter remained alive, trapped in the belly of the grizzly.
The other hunter runs back to town and organizes a rescue party which heads back to the woods [...]

Hunting Joke #4

A Cowboy was going deer hunting.. His blonde wife said she was going with him.. That they never did anything together.. So, they went.. He put her in a stand by herself.. Later in the morning he heard her shoot.. He went over to her stand and she was pointing her rifle at a guy [...]

Hunting Joke #5

A group of hunters fully equipped with rifles, ammo and camping supplies, came upon a young boy armed only with a slingshot. “What are you hunting for?” asked an older hunter. “I don’t know. I ain’t seen it yet,” said the boy.

Hunting Joke #6

A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, “when did you bag him?”
The host said, “that was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife.”
“What’s he stuffed with,” asked the visiting hunter.
“My wife.”

Hunting Joke #7

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.
For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. [...]

Hunting Joke #8

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
The old explorer said, “Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful [...]

Hunting Joke #9

An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.
He decided to try to break the news to a [...]

Hunting Joke #10

Commissioned by a zoo to bring them some baboons, the big game hunter devised a novel scheme to trap them – his only requirements being a sack, a gun, and a particularly vicious and bad tempered dog. Once in the jungle he explained to his assistant, “I’ll climb this tree and shake the branches; if [...]

Hunting Joke #11

Dick and Bob were on a hunting trip. At nightfall, Dick complained, “We’ve been hunting all day. We’ve shot at five deer – and not hit one!”
“OK. Let’s miss two more and then head back to camp,” said Bob.

Hunting Joke #12

Did you hear about the bear hunter?
Well, he was out hunting for bears one day, and soon came across a large, trophy sized bear. He raised his rifle and took careful aim. Just as he was about to pull the trigger, the bear turned and began to speak to him!
“Isn’t it better to talk than [...]

Hunting Joke #13

Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large goose fly by. He raised his rifle to shoot.
“Don’t waste your time,” Pat hollered.
“The rifle is not loaded.”
“I can’t wait,” Mike shouted back.
“The bird will be gone if I take the time to load!”

Hunting Joke #14

Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one hunter, Sam, returned to camp alone toting a 12 point buck. “Where’s George?” one of the men asked, noticing that Sam had returned alone.
“He’s about 6 miles back. He tripped and broke his ankle. I left him there “cause I figured [...]

Hunting Joke #15

The big game hunter was showing his friends his hunting trophies. Drawing their attention to a lion skin rug on the floor he said, “I shot this fellow in Africa. Didn’t want to kill such a magnificent beast, of course, but it was either him or me.” “Well,” said a guest, “he certainly makes a [...]

Hunting Joke #16

The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the pastor said, “I don’t get it. Last Sunday many of you said you were were unable to make service because of hunting season. I had the whole congregation [...]

Hunting Joke #17

Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read “BEAR LEFT” so they went home.

Hunting Joke #18

Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting.
Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come?
The hunters were a man, his son and his grandson.

Hunting Joke #19

Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”
“No,” the second guy says.
“Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead,” the first guy says.
“Oh,” says the second guy.
A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, “Did you see that?”
“See what?” the second guy asks.
“Are you blind? There was a big, [...]

Hunting Joke #20

Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you think the problem is?” one man asked his companion. “I dunno,” came the reply, “Maybe we aren’t throwing the dog up high enough.”

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