Insect Jokes

Insect Joke #1

A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, “OK, who moved my dog?”

Insect Joke #2

A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, “If you don’t eat all your cotton, you won’t get any satin.”

Insect Joke #3

Boy: What’s the biggest ant in the world?
Girl: My Aunt
Boy: No, it’s an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven’t met my Aunt

Insect Joke #4

Can bees fly in the rain ?
Not without their little yellow jackets !

Insect Joke #5

First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can’t make up his mind?
Second Caribou: A maybee.

Insect Joke #6

First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?
Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

Insect Joke #7

First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

Insect Joke #8

First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash?
Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Insect Joke #9

How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter.

Insect Joke #10

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?
it has a blue light !


Insect Joke #11

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

Insect Joke #12

How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories.

Insect Joke #13

How do fireflies start a race ?
Ready steady glow !

Insect Joke #14

How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow!

Insect Joke #15

How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ?
Because rolling stones gather no moths !

Insect Joke #16

How do we know that insects are so clever ?
Because they always know when your eating outside !

Insect Joke #17

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?
Start from scratch !

Insect Joke #18

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?
You slap him and he slaps you back !

Insect Joke #19

How do you make a butterfly ?
Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !

Insect Joke #20

How do you make a glow worm happy ?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted !

Page 1 of 912345Next »Last »