Internet Jokes

Internet Joke #1

Can you show me how to use the Internet?
I’d better – otherwise you’ll just go round and round in circles.

Did you know pillows have their own website?
Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!

Did you like www.flower.com?
Not at first….but it grew on me!

Do you enjoy websurfing?
No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!

Do you like surfing the net?
Oh yes, I’ve really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)

Do you like web jokes?
Yes – they’re e-larious!

Do you want some help using the Internet, son?
No thanks, Dad, I can muck it up all by myself.

Doctor, doctor, I feel like I’m part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site

Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach?
No, you should do it on a computer.

Does your dog know how how to surf the internet?
No – but he’s got a ruff idea.

Does your mum like shopping on the Internet?
No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.

Have you got the address of the butter website?
Yes, but don’t spread it around.

Have you heard that there’s a new mountain website?
Really? I must take a peak at it!

Have you seen www.amnesia.com?
Sorry, I just can’t remember.

Have you seen www.apathy.com?
No, and quite honestly I can’t be bothered.

Have you seen www.blottingpaper.com?
Yes, I found it very absorbing.

Have you seen www.boomerang .com?
Yes, I return to it again and again.

Have you seen www.brokenglass.com?
Yes, but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

Have you seen www.busfull.com?
No, I’m afraid that one passed me by.

Have you seen www.dustbin.com?
Yes, but it’s a load of rubbish.