King Kong Jokes

King Kong Joke #1

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
“How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.
“That’s a bit much,” said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.
“That’s still quite a bit,” Tim complained.
Growing annoyed, the clerk [...]

King Kong Joke #2

How can you mend King Kong’s arm if he’s twisted it?
With a monkey wrench.

King Kong Joke #3

How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

King Kong Joke #4

If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he’s a beef-eater.

King Kong Joke #5

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?
A lid !

King Kong Joke #6

If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?
A ding-dong King Kong.

King Kong Joke #7

What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.

King Kong Joke #8

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
“Are you my mother?”

King Kong Joke #9

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? “Oops! King Kong ring wrong.”

King Kong Joke #10

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!


King Kong Joke #11

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don’t monkey with him.

King Kong Joke #12

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.

King Kong Joke #13

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.

King Kong Joke #14

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.

King Kong Joke #15

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.

King Kong Joke #16

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

King Kong Joke #17

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.

King Kong Joke #18

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?
He found time-consuming.

King Kong Joke #19

What is as big as King Kong but doesn’t weigh anything? King Kong’s shadow.

King Kong Joke #20

What is big hairy and can fly ?
King Kongcorde !

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