Knock Knock Jokes

Knock-Knock Joke #1

Knock Knock Who’s there !
Aardvark !
Aardvark who ?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !

Knock Knock Who’s there !
Aaron !
Aaron who !
Aaron the barber’s floor !

Knock Knock Who’s there !
Abba !
Abba who ?
Abba’out turn !
Quick march!

Knock Knock Who’s there !
Abbey !
Abbey who ?
Abbey stung me on the nose !

Knock Knock Who’s there !
Abe !
Abe who ?
Abe C D E F G H… !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
A Fred !
A Fred who ?
Who’s a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Abel !
Abel who ?
Abel to see you, ha, ha!

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Abyssinia !
Abyssinia who ?
Abyssinia when I get back !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Acid !
Acid who ?
Acidently on purpose !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Acis !
Acis who ?
Acis spades !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Actor !
Actor who ?
Actor you, my dear Alphonse !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
Ada’mond is forever !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Adair !
Adair who ?
Adair once but I’m bald now !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Adam !
Adam who ?
Adam up and tell me the total !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Adder !
Adder who ?
Adder you get in here ?

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Adelia !
Adelia who ?
Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Adeline !
Adeline who ?
Adeline extra to the letter !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Adolf !
Adolf who ?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Adore !
Adore who ?
Adore stands between us, open up !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Agatha !
Agatha who ?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?