Lotto Jokes

Lotto Joke #1

A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business started going bust and he found himself in serious financial trouble. He was so desperate that he decided to pray for help.
“Oh Lord, please help me, I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some money, I’m going to lose my house as [...]

Lotto Joke #2

One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring.
“Where did you get that ring?” her husband asks.
“Well, she replies, “my boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings.
A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat.
“Where did you [...]